We Were Promised Honey

And at some point in the future an audience member will start to cry. At some point an audience member will decide the show has not been worth the money that they paid and will leave just as it’s about to get good. In the future an audience member will get up and open a window to see if that’s the sound of rain outside. And at some point somebody will think that they should call their ex, just to see if it still hurts to hear their voice. And at some point, we will all stop what we’re doing and get up. And watch as the sun emits a solar blast so powerful that it obliterates the world.